What are you searching for?

Apr 17, 2007

http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/searchspy/

You gotta try this. If nothing else, it will make you think twice before you do an internet search. It’s a real-time search engine spy, so you can see what everyone ELSE is looking for.

Now, I was actually impressed with how many people were looking for things like historical figures, political positions of candidates, their local craft shop website, digital camera sales, or other miscellaneous high-school homework or shopping related terms. But the 1 in 20 that were bizarre overshadowed the rest.

Here are some examples a friend and I found:

fear next to tickling [tell me this is a title]
kidney location
gertrude’s cat’s location [why not just ask "where are my car keys?"]
Mothers and daughters nude
Copulation pics
Suicide girls
Naughty noo-noo
Relationship problems
Do it yourself auto painting [god, I hope this wasn't my hubby asking]
Lewd [way to be vague there]
Food [yeah, that will only generate 2189312830912830912 hits]
Give me a list of all newspapers [who, exactly, is he talking to?]
Vegetables
Marriage problems
Netherlands how to say hello
Kiddy porn [I hope they catch the bastard]
Masonic handshake [duh.. it's a SECRET... think you'll find it on 411.com?]
huns yellow pages [As in Atilla?]
equine zebra sales [umm... yeah]
hat ettiquette [yeah.. don't wanna get THIS one wrong]
fatgirl and feeders [I'm speechless]
a picture of a naked woman [A true porn virgin here, guaranteed]

(This post first appeared on my Bitter Women Humor Blog.)