Police Say He Will Recover

Jun 15, 2007

A New York City teenager fell out the window of a moving bus while using the restroom Tuesday and landed on the New York State Thruway.

State police said Jose Gonzales, 17, lost his balance when the chartered bus swerved to change lanes. It was unclear how fast the bus was going.

Gonzales was taken to Albany Medical Center for treatment. Police said he’ll recover.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=51180

Yeah, I’m sure he’ll recover right away.  I mean, how bad could it be going down the highway with your ass hanging out, probably doing something we all know everyone does but don’t talk about in polite company.  (Taking a crap, for those of you too delicate to get what I mean here.)

As if being a teenager wasn’t hard enough.  Heck, I can still go red in the face if I think too hard on some things that happened when I was a teen, and that’s been, well, many years ago.

Let the nicknaming begin!

(This first appeared on my humor blog, Blogging for Bitter Women.)