Comments on: Are You Smarter Than… A 30 Year-Old Divorcee?

By: Girl Fren'

Girl Fren' — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:41:06 +0000

….sounds like you’re married to a man….poor baby. As my sainted mother-in-law loved saying, “Ve git too soon old und too late smart.” Buck up. The bat idea is perfect. There ARE no other choices.

By: Girl Fren'

Girl Fren' — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:37:30 +0000

Try Oklahoma, Arkansas and rural Texas. They abound.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:07:01 +0000

I like the stab twice in the shoulder one. It reminds me of:
come home from a two-hour commute in a snowstorm to a house where husband/son are sitting in front of a fire, and you have to walk in high heels in 10 inches of snow through the front yard, stumbling up the icy porch in the dark because they forgot to even turn on the porch lights. You:
*walk in the house, grab a baseball bat out of the closet, go back out on the porch and demolish both sets of porch lights. Walk back in and say, “If we’re not going to use them, I don’t see any reason to have them,” and go to bed with a hot toddy.
*there are no other choices.

Also loved the straight-guy neighbor one.
Fun post.

By: renalfailure

renalfailure — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:36:21 +0000

I find there a few answers in life that apply to multiple questions. Answers like “Shoot the hostage” or “Punch out the dominant male/female” or “Don’t put it in your mouth.”

By: jeremy

jeremy — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:37:41 +0000

Ha haaa nice jab at Larry Craig! The problem with adulthood is definitely the lack of clearly defined answers. This blog post is spot on.

I’d develop my own show called “are you smarter than an aboriginal”, but I’m having trouble finding them.

By: Heather

Heather — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:58:59 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA.

FU-KNEE post.

Is it a good or a bad thing that I think I got 100 on this test?

By: Nim

Nim — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:28:11 +0000

I dunno, in comparison to some people I know, your average 10 year old could run life alot more effectively than some of the cluetards I’ve come across recently.

Oh and ‘hi’