What The Hell is Going On In Florida?
Being the first day of the month, our webstats look very bare, and it’s easy to notice the odd things.
So today I share with you… a little gem from my webstats:

And they found us from this. Well, I hope my posts were educational for them!









There’s utterly no chance we can top your ‘will i become smarter if i stop masturbating’, as that is first class, but some of our more surreal ones over the last month have included, ‘how to get rid of lots of spots on your tongue’; ‘”I was nude” -”under the jacket” +doctor’; and ‘how to make my boyfriend moan’.
I’m quite proud, actually!
NB. To make this person’s boyfriend moan, I would recommend a swift kick to his nuts.
Hm, it must be just me that gets all the Star Trek geeks then. I never have exciting things like masturbation.
I think I may sulk.
now this is truly funny ! I’m off to see if I have any strange ones.
okay my best was “bikini waxing monkeys“
Okay… you might win.