Welcome to the official site of India Drummond – urban fantasy, sci-fi, and romance author. Ordinary Angels, her debut novel, comes out April 2011!
Continuing my tradition of giving little tidbits of advice that might help our Dear Bitter Readers….
Quick Tip #2: Cat Fights
If, at 4 in the morning, you hear the ungodly noises of cats fighting outside your window, do NOT under any circumstances climb out the window to run them off, even if your bedroom windows, like mine, appear easy to climb out of being reasonably large and low to the ground.
Nobody said gaining life experience was always what we expected it would be. It was a very very very long night last night.
The Culprit
I'm a lot of other things, but mostly I'm a writer. I like books with fast action, scary killers, fantasy worlds, and smutty sex. Maybe even all four at once. My novel Ordinary Angels debuts from Lyrical Press in April 2011. To read about my other projects, click the My Fiction page. To get in touch with me, click Contact India and send me an email.
I have two methods for handling wailing cats. If it is night-time, I hurl my pint of water over them, as they always perform under my bedroom window, and they are so busy humping away, they haven’t got time to disengage before they get soaked.
If it is in the day, I have a large supply of manky windfall apples which I lob at them. I am a crack shot and rarely miss my targets.
My ‘Alpha Male’ Tom is the main feline rapist in the area. He doesn’t screw the crew on his home ground, though. He’s probably up at yours, pissing you off.
i’ve made note.
now, if you have any advice on how to get cat pee out of my leather seats, that would be most helpful.
damn cat.
I thought you knew that chasing pussy after hours was a no-no! Geez.
Damn…previous poster took my thought.
KeMari, give anon his thought back! He might need it later.
‘Kay, but it will cost him $75.
can bitter bobs join bitter women???
what if we add some sugar????
bob on!
Hell yes! Bitter Women love bob.
I have nothing useful to add. However I laughed my ass off at this comment by Agnes Mildew:
“My ‘Alpha Male’ Tom is the main feline rapist in the area. He doesn’t screw the crew on his home ground, though.”
(walks away shaking head and laughing)