Comments on: Quick Tip #2: Cat Fights

By: cardiogirl

cardiogirl — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:04:36 +0000

I have nothing useful to add. However I laughed my ass off at this comment by Agnes Mildew:

“My ‘Alpha Male’ Tom is the main feline rapist in the area. He doesn’t screw the crew on his home ground, though.”

(walks away shaking head and laughing)

By: Jayne

Jayne — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:37:03 +0000

Hell yes! Bitter Women love bob.

By: bob

bob — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:48:58 +0000

can bitter bobs join bitter women???

what if we add some sugar????

bob on!

By: Le Pisser

Le Pisser — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:58:47 +0000

‘Kay, but it will cost him $75.

By: Jayne

Jayne — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:14:20 +0000

KeMari, give anon his thought back! He might need it later.

By: happily anonymous

happily anonymous — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:21:48 +0000

Damn…previous poster took my thought.

By: Le Pisser

Le Pisser — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:13:58 +0000

I thought you knew that chasing pussy after hours was a no-no! Geez.

By: Heather

Heather — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:52:57 +0000

i’ve made note.

now, if you have any advice on how to get cat pee out of my leather seats, that would be most helpful.

damn cat.

By: Agnes Mildew

Agnes Mildew — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:15:12 +0000

I have two methods for handling wailing cats. If it is night-time, I hurl my pint of water over them, as they always perform under my bedroom window, and they are so busy humping away, they haven’t got time to disengage before they get soaked.

If it is in the day, I have a large supply of manky windfall apples which I lob at them. I am a crack shot and rarely miss my targets.

My ‘Alpha Male’ Tom is the main feline rapist in the area. He doesn’t screw the crew on his home ground, though. He’s probably up at yours, pissing you off.