Quick Tip #3: There Is No Bank
This one is for the guys.
Quick Tip #3: There is NO Bank
Women might indicate otherwise, for motives I wouldn’t care to speculate on, but when it comes to earning “points” with the woman in your life, there is no bank. The credit you earn now is the credit you have.  You can’t point back to a good thing you did a week ago and say “But hey I did the dishes without being asked last week.” It don’t work that way.
Now some might consider this cruel, but it’s not… it’s just simply the way it is, and the sooner you understand the truth of the Chick Point System, the sooner you will be able to achieve the happy status of understanding you so desire.
Let me give you an example:
- Monday: Buy flowers for her. + 10 points
- Tuesday: Do dishes without being asked +5 points (Assuming this is a point of contention or something you don’t normally do.) Note: This gets fewer points than flowers because you dont’ have to leave the house or spend money to do it.
- Wednesday: Give her fantastic, thoughful, multi-orgasmic sex. +10 points. (Although you don’t have to leave the house or spend money for this one… hey.. it’s good orgasms. Shut up.)
- Thursday: Remember to put gas/diesel in the car on the way home, knowing that she’s going to be using the car first thing in the morning and won’t want to have to stop. +15 points.
Now.. the quiz… On Friday morning, how many points does he have?
The novice would look at that and say, “Easy… 40 points!” Oh, you poor, dear soul.  
The correct answer: 0 points.
Don’t cry to me about it. You should thank me for explaining this. You got credits for what you did on Monday-Thursday, no doubt, but just remember.. there is no bank.
Remember this, and your life will get easier. Promise.
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You mean it is kinda like a 24 hour cookie that you get from an Amazon Affiliate link.
I hate those, I want a woman that gives me cookies that never expire, or at least a 90-day cookie.
Yeah well I want a man that gives me cookies (chocolate are my favorite) but life ain’t fair. Eesh.
Somehow, had it been me, I could’ve earned those points Monday through Thursday, figure I’d be at 0, but then discover I was actually in the hole @ about -50 points.
No wonder I’m single, huh?
Happily anonymous, based on the way you think then speak of yourself, you ain’t single, you’re my hubby…
…c’mon, work with me, People…just think of Chick Points as having a ‘use by’ date. When you earn a few, bask in your success use them before sundown. You could parlay their use into, say, multiple orgasms for said Chick and yourself, thereby racking up another batch of points. Mmmm. The gift that keeps on giving: Chick Points.
Jayne, Could I post that to my Wish List on YouCouldGetMe.com?
all right, I was just about to start complaining about how totally unfair that is. Then I realized that the purpose of your post was not to determine fairness, but to educate men on reality. You know what? I appreciate that.
Now on the flip side — for us men, if women want points, we need two things — food and sex. As with your viewpoint, no value judgment is permitted on this. It is just a reality. If you feed him and f- him, he will be happy.
Oh, and we operate on a similar point system. There is no bank.
In our house have it sorted. Him happy = food and sex. Her happy = motto “Happy Wife Happy Life”. So much easier all round. Although, it did take a while for him to realise just HOW important the “Happy Wife,Happy Life” was.
the funny thing about my life is that I don’t have to ask for washing dishes and buying me flowers, I am lucky that my husband does not like washing dishes (that is what he tells me) but does them with passion because does not want me to do it – if you know what you mean. Sometimes I have to tell him, its my turn, it is never my turn….lol. btw I do dishes when I am alone…I guess that is us, the two nuts…we just opposite of what most other couple are…anna
This had needed explaining for a long time and you have answered well. The only exception to your point system — #3 deserves a greater number of points. It far exceeds receipt of flowers.
wow Anna, for how long have you been married?
I never knew how to express this. Thank you.
square peg, round hole….even a chimp can tell you that ain’t going to work.
if people weren’t so scared of being alone then they may take their time and make better choices. what’s the rush? enjoy the trip.
Does this system have a double standard or is applicable to both people in the relationship. If the female in the relationship gives me a ride to work on Monday, records my favorite TV show on Tuesday without me asking, gives me a backrub on Tuesday, plays my favorite song for me on Wednesday ect… does she have zero points on Saturday as well?
I sure as hell wouldn’t keep points in the bank with a woman who thought that way, but I also won’t date a woman who forgets the nice things I do for her, especially inside a week. I’m damned nice to my women, and if they forget it, I’m gone — there is no acceptable excuse for ingratitude.
Thankfully the woman I’m with now *does* remember. Sometimes it doesn’t *matter*, but usually only if something’s wrong. Everyone has bad days.