Men Aren’t That Stupid
I have to tell you, I usually get at least a small chuckle out of the products aimed at women. They all seem to assume we’re either mindless drones who don’t think about anything but having less bacteria in our lives than our neighbours (see the keyboard post below to see how that is working out for me), or that we’re so obsessed with our own bodily functions that we dream and converse daily on our freshness.
But the tables have turned. Yes, Radox, the manufacturer of a men’s soap in the UK has decided that men are so stupid that putting ‘for men’ isn’t quite enough. No, to let the guys know this product is really for them, they’ve actually gone all out and put penises on the packaging. Perfect for the caveman in search of shower gel.
Not only are they penises, but they are ebullient, happy looking fresh penises. In a cluster. Umm. Yeah… Come to think of it, maybe I don’t want to know what they’re selling here.
I used this shower gel once just to see what would happen. It was pretty disappointing.
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Wtf, are you the cockmaster all of the sudden?
Where can I get a bottle!
You need to get out more. They are bubbles. Come on!!! Does it smell nice, though? The smell will seduce me, even if the penises don’t…
Take three penises into the shower? No, I take Radox shower gel, triple penis power in one foamy blast.
Where do I sign up?
Over here in the Colonies…..Why, we just bathe [blush] with plain old bath soap. [bless my soul, this is embarrassin'] But we DO try to get past our AngloEnvy ‘cuz everyone knows that all things worthwhile originate in the UK. But hmmm penis lather?
I have a birthday comin’ up…someone could ship me a bottle. Oh, and Jayne, have you been at one of those–y’know–quadruple X sites? No offense, baby girl, just askin’
Love you, mean it.
C’mon! Where’s the latest post? I am getting bitter withdrawals!
Very good post. As a man, I’m not sure I want any more penises in the shower than my own. Does that make he homophobic?
After watching many ads about womens products I assume all women care about is smelling frosh and irregularity. Oh well, as my 10 year old nephew says, “TV knows everything!”
Anyway, I hop you don’t mind but I put a review of you wonderful site on mine! Take care!
http://willinois.com/home/blog-of-the-day/blogging-for-a-bitter-women/
This is hillarious! Just the other day, I was making fun of my bf’s shower gel that is so obviously marketed for men that it even came with this sticky shower pad to stick your bottle of shower gel to the wall after use….I wanted to imagine what it would be like to be a man using masculine products so I just had to grunt and take that shower gel and force it onto that sticky pad with all the strength I could muster…..
I guess it was supposed to leave me feeling accomplished and like I showed that shower gel who is boss by forcing it onto the wall instead, god forbid, the sides of the bathtub OR a shower organizer – eek!