Hazardous Material

 

Helloooooooooooo Friends! Just a quick post to check in…

Well, it turns out the radiation thing was a complete disappointment! Not only did the whole thing make me woozy, but I did NOT get the superpowers I’ve been waiting for. I had my heart set on invisibility, but would have accepted telekinesis, telepathy, or any “tele” as long as it didn’t mean constantly getting Living Channel pipped into my brain.

I think I’ve gotten the nasty glowing stuff well and truly out of my system now, and I’m feeling much more normal, at least in the sense that I don’t feel any worse than I did last week.

On the other hand, I took a shower with my glasses on yesterday.  Let’s all just pretend that was a side effect of the gamma rays.