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Funny. Now. Do it.

I realise that I haven’t been funny in a while. Not that nothing funny has happened in a few months. I mean just the other day ten police officers were hurt in a clothing sale. Of course it’s not funny that people were hurt. It’s just funny why they got hurt. Short answer: cuz people are idiots. And Sarah Palin “helping” John McCain get re-elected in Arizona was pretty...

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God is a Hater (10 points)

I can’t even remember how I got to the site God Hates Protesters yesterday, but this sign (BELOW…the one to the left I made myself as a tribute to the comedic genius who wrote the real one) was absolutely priceless, so I just had to share. The signs I’ve been seeing on TV shows about recent US political protests both frighten me and crack me up at the same time, which really is quite a...

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Getting Ready For A Woman President

Reporters keep asking, “Is American Ready For A Woman President?” And even though 92% of Americans polled by CBS say yes, dumbass journalists keep asking the question. My favourite response to this question comes from Elayne Boosler when she said, “Go To Hell. ” But then there are others who say that America isn’t ready, because somehow a person capable of running for office...

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Day off for Citizenship

Today I have to study for my Britishness Test.  Which, erm, I take this afternoon.  I’m relying mostly on the fact that I like taking tests, but I suppose this isn’t going to be like the ‘How Emo Are You’ myspace poll quiz thingmy. Therefore, there will be no bitter rants today. Okay except one.  I’d love for the current MP’s to take this damned test.  If they...

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Politics: Poly = Many + Ticks = Blood Sucking Parasites

I truly do enjoy politics… news, political humour, current events conversations… love it love it.  BUT… the internet brings out the crazy in us all.  Of course this isn’t news to you. I can’t stand blogs about politics.  Seriously.  I want to love them.  I’m politically active, and it’s kinda my thing.  I love feeling like I know what’s going on in the...

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Dumbing us all down…

With the US elections coming up in 18 months, and UK elections coming up whenever the Labour party thinks they can win them, it’s interesting to see what the voting public of our population entertains itself with. In a rather amusing email a dear friend of mine sent me recently, he said: “I think the decrease in the average IQ of the voting public dropped considerably when several states in the...