Quick Tip: Intimidate the Neighbours
Posted on Apr 29, 2010 in Blog, Quick Tips, Weird News | 14 comments
When reading the story of a couple in Harriman, Tennessee today, I was struck by one thing. Wait. That’s a lie. By about four things, but the point of today’s Quick Tip is only one of them. According to the Metro: “Officers responded to a call reporting a man on fire in Harriman, Tennessee on Tuesday, only to discover the couple severely burned and, apparently, drunk. The...
Read MoreFunny. Now. Do it.
Posted on Apr 4, 2010 in Blog, Humor, My Thoughts, Politics, Weird News | 1 comment
I realise that I haven’t been funny in a while. Not that nothing funny has happened in a few months. I mean just the other day ten police officers were hurt in a clothing sale. Of course it’s not funny that people were hurt. It’s just funny why they got hurt. Short answer: cuz people are idiots. And Sarah Palin “helping” John McCain get re-elected in Arizona was...
Read MoreQuick Tip #6: End of Life Counselling
Posted on Oct 19, 2009 in Blog, Quick Tips, Weird News | 2 comments
Sometimes life throws you things that require some coping skills. Sometimes other people are unbelievable ass-hats with nothing better to do than stride around the internet inflicting pain and grief on others. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and just want to go back to bed. Sometimes I do just go back to bed. And sometimes, if you’re very observant, you can see that no matter what your...
Read MoreEternal Pets
Posted on Oct 5, 2009 in Blog, My Thoughts, Weird News | 5 comments
I ran across Eternal Earth Bound Pets and my first reaction was to laugh inappropriately, thinking the site to be a spoof or an anti-religion statement, but I have to admit, the site seems so darned earnest and their offer sincere, it’s impossible to wrap my head around their motives. They’re basically offering “Rapture Insurance” for your pets. A group of atheists have...
Read MoreChia Obama
Posted on Sep 29, 2009 in Blog, Weird News | 1 comment
It’s really difficult to even know how to categorise this one. But an Obama Chia Pet? Really? No matter how you feel about left v. right or crazy v. sane, a Chia Pet? These have to be the most useless gifts ever. I read about this on a Weird News site, and then googled it, and came upon the official site for the product, chia-obama.com The best part has to be this description of the...
Read MoreImpatience a virtue?
Posted on Sep 24, 2009 in Blog, Humor, Weird News | 0 comments
Usually I’m all about being patient. Over the past couple of years it’s a skill I’ve worked to develop, but not always successfully. However, I read a story this week about impatience that made me giggle uncontrollably for a good ten minutes. A PASSENGER on a bus got impatient of waiting on the driver to start his shift – so drove the vehicle herself. Chen Li decided to do...
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