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Paying the Dumbass Tax

All I have to say about this article is that the guy was a total freaking moron.  The fact that he responds by wanting to sue (read:blame) someone else, just shows that he deserves what he’s getting. A Texas man is suing 1-800-Flowers for $1 million, saying the company is to blame for his pending divorce. After Leroy Greer’s wife filed for divorce in January 2006, he began seeing another woman...

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I find it hard to believe this is a crime

There’s some times when you’ve just had enough.  I’m not a violent person, and I don’t like people who say things like “just blow the #$!&(% off the map!” as a way of dealing with the complex issues we face in the world, but sometimes, we’ve all just been pushed to the limit. Aug. 10, 2007, 7:22PM Woman ‘went crazy’ in attack on karaoke...

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Ex Wife Goes To Highest Bidder – One Way To Let Go

I wonder how the husband reacted to this… ELMIRA, N.Y. (AP) — A woman who was quick with the bargains at her rummage sale mistakenly accepted 50 cents for a ceramic turtle with the ashes of her husband’s previous wife inside. Now, Anita Lewis is desperately searching for the buyer who said she planned to use the urn as a cookie jar. Lewis said she had hauled items into her yard early...

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Don’t Stop Here! We’re in Bat Country…

It’s official, males with big testicles have smaller brains – at least in the case of bats, according to  a discovery by scientists at Syracuse University in New York. Read More:  http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13475802,00.html Their study shows a biological trade-off between brains and sperm, with the creatures ‘opting’ for one or the other. See.  They didn’t...

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Flaming Mouse

Flaming…. mouse. This story will, if nothing else, educate people as to why people from various other parts of the US assume that people who are from the Southern states of the US are stupid: http://www.wsbtv.com/news/5973746/detail.html Not that we don’t believe he would throw a live mouse onto a burning piles of leaves.  Oh no.  Most people wouldn’t even flinch at that small, but...

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Police Say He Will Recover

A New York City teenager fell out the window of a moving bus while using the restroom Tuesday and landed on the New York State Thruway. State police said Jose Gonzales, 17, lost his balance when the chartered bus swerved to change lanes. It was unclear how fast the bus was going. Gonzales was taken to Albany Medical Center for treatment. Police said he’ll...

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Internet Love

In August, zookeepers at Apenheul ape park in Apeldoorn, Netherlands, said they had arranged with counterparts at a park in Borneo to establish a live Internet video connection to provide companionship to their respective rare orangutans, treating the connection as sort of a visual dating site. An Apenheul spokeswoman suggested the apes might learn to push buttons to transfer food to each other, creating...

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Dutch Toe Lickers

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) — Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime. A police spokesman said Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam’s parks and beaches claimed he had...